Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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