Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life