I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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