She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My vagina is very pro this idea
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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