How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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