brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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