she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How did I end up in the pool?!
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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