I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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