Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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