"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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