i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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