If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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