My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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