Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I understand Curling. That high.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
