They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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