is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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