The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!