I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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