dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I believe in your delicious
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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