Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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