I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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