i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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