just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Semen is not good for contacts.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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