people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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