Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Quick, to the slutcave!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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