we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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