haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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