Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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