I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.