How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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