it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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