Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you traded sex for a burrito?
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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