Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
so he's a sleeptalker.
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE