I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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