If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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