I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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