Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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