Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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