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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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