Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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