I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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