Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS