I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across