we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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