My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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