Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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