so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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