Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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