Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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