you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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