he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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