That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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