My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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