somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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