id be glad to
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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