Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.