i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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