Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he shaved USA in his pubs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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